Only In America and Ever Wonder
ONLY IN AMERICA :
Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. !
Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER .. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
11 comments:
Oh those are too much!!
I really like the 'politics' one and hmmmm, enjoyed the mosquitos one too! :-)
True Dat, true dat.
swat those two mosquitos! haha! I wish!
Those are all soooo true!
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
bwaaah ha ah hahahah!!
for that matter, buy and sell in the stock market at bottom and top.
O so true! !
Too funny! And so true!
I love all that stuff.
esp. the psychic one.
95% of 'Dangerous Goods' fly on passenger flights (under your feet in the cargo bays). Radioactive, Flammable Liquid, Toxic, Infectious Substances etc etc. I check DG's are safe to fly. Once I sign 'em off they're loaded. Not really surprising then the 'Terminal' thing is it? Why'd yer think I hate flying? There might be DG's on board checked by me!!
"I check DG's are safe to fly."
have you seen this man?
or read his blog?
thats it. we're fucked then!
Today, Feb. 9th, is my daughter (Marni over at its-a-pugs-life) 40th birthday. Go to my blog site and listen to the song in her honor. Thank you for this commercial break.
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