Thursday, September 28, 2006

The F Word

There are only eleven times in history when the 'F' word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we're sinking?"--Capt. E.J. Smith, RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"--Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all these @#$%ing Indians come from?"-- General Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."-- Albert Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"-- Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "Geez! I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad!" -- Saddam Hussein, 2003

16 comments:

gawilli said...

@#$%ing Great!

Anonymous said...

Don't know what you ****ing mean, I hate ****ing swearing!!!

Anonymous said...

i bet the mini will easily take this @#$%ing corner. marc bolan.
i bet that @#%$ing gun aint real. john lennon, ghandi.
etc, etc.

Anonymous said...

*##@$% funny friday post.

Aunt Jackie said...

@#$^%ing brilliant! :)

Biddie said...

You @#$%ing crack me up!

Jay said...

Best @#$%ing post I've seen today.

"Let's invade Iraq. I'll be @#$%ing easy"! - George W. Bush 2003

Cynnie said...

Aww..the f word is my favorite!..
it's so warm and round on the tongue..
I use it everyday..

Distant Timbers Echo said...

Hahaha! Excellent selection!

fancy-face said...

thank's for saying that..even though i don't understand your post it can't stop me from leaving you a comment.... see yah..

katy said...

i so #@*"ing glad i gave you all i smile

fancy-face said...

LOL!!!

TotalChaos said...

Thanks, I #&*(^ing fell off my chair.

Lhonez said...

You forgot. "Don't worry. I can cover up any @#%$ing thing." Richard Nixon

rauf said...

oh yea sure, you gave us all a good laugh. Me still laughing.
Thank you so much

Swampwitch said...

ROTFLMFHO...Get it? Of course, you do.