Time for a Funny
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Looking in, she saw her daughter giving herself a real work-out with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: "what in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied: "mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.''
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: "dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple of days later the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen table and heard a buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room.
She entered and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked 'what the hell are you doing?' The husband replied I'm watching football with my son in law'
11 comments:
boom, boom!
good grief!
bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! I am going to tell my mom this one. She will love it!
Oh, my, that was funny!
Great big belly laugh! Much appreciated!
Great joke. Been watching football all day, but without a "son in law".
That was hilarious. Thanks for laugh.
ladydtd said... Hey are you having a pop at me with the vibrator but shhhhhhh don't tell everyone else, just try to keep it between us.
I just hope I never hear that noise coming from anyone in this house. ***shudder***
Oh, that's a good one!!
supurb! Now that's the sort of son in law I could like. Cheap, doesn't drink my beer and watches football.
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