Something for the Weekend
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!"
"Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!
"The trainee shouted back:
"And do you know who YOU are F***ING talking to, you F***ING idiot?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly
"Thank F**K for that!" replied the trainee and slammed down the phone.
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ? The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
9 comments:
funny...Sounds like something my Hubby would do.
Love the cell-phone one. LOL
yup gotta agree with totalchaos...how the heck are yah anyways???
I often feel like answering other peoples cell phones when they go off. It would be so much fun to just grab it as soon as it goes off in the store or a theater or whever.
ROFL! those are good.
ta f't laughter. Loved it!
Cool cell phone story. I love it when someone's phone goes off and they have one of those disco ring tones. I usually do my best John Travolta imitation.
Thanks for dropping by. You should try some oysters.
That sounds like Terry to me but shhhhhhhhh don't tell him I said that, thanks for being there for me when I need you hun it means alot to me. And I will see you at xmas can't wait to see you.
I'm gonna call my husband and work and leave that joke on his answering machine!
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