Monday, May 14, 2007

WHY

Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.

You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina. Er so how many elephants are upset about this!

In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes. Can you sell the holes anywhere else then!

Under the law of Mississippi, there’s no such thing as a female Peeping Tom.

Anti-modem laws restrict Internet access in the country of Burma. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term. We best not go there with our wireless laptops!

Lawn darts are illegal in Canada. Why?

In Idaho a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds. But i want candy and lots of it!

Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year. Should be two birthdays and christmas! What about me I haven't got a bloody bath!

It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (Think about it...)

In the state of Queensland, Australia, it is still constitutional law that all pubs (hotel/bar) must have a railing outside for patrons to tie up their horse.

According to law, no store is allowed to sell a toothbrush on the Sabbath in Providence, Rhode Island. Yet these same stores are allowed to sell toothpaste and mouthwash on Sundays.

Before the enactment of the 1978 law that made it mandatory for dog owners in New York City to clean up after their pets, approximately 40 million pounds of dog excrement were deposited on the streets every year. That's a lot of s**t!

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. Who counted the seps, did they employ a dance counter!

In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat. Really bet Noah was glad he didn't take his Arc there tehn!

In most American states, a wedding ring is exempt by law from inclusion among the assets in a bankruptcy estate. This means that a wedding ring cannot be seized by creditors, no matter how much the bankrupt person owes. Get him to buy you a very expensve ring then just in case!

In New York State, it is still illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car. Do you see many rabbit's on the streets then?

Vermont, Alaska, Hawaii, and Maine are the four states in the U.S. that do not allow billboards.

Wetaskiwin, Alberta from 1917: "It's against the law to tie a male horse next to a female horse on Main Street."

In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee. Can't see nowt wrong with that then!

In Somalia, Africa, it's been decreed illegal to carry old chewing gum stuck on the tip of your nose. Ok then who wants to!

In some smaller towns in the state of Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspender belts. Wonder if they carry out inspections, bet a few men would apply for that job!

In Michigan it's illegal to place a skunk inside your bosses desk. So who tried this one then?!

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket. Ilegal NO just plain STUPID yes!

Christmas was once illegal in England. Tried telling that to my son when he was younger!

In Hartford Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sundays. But can he have sex with her?

You're subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making "ugly faces" at dogs in Oklahoma. Is the dog going to report you then!!!!

Hope you enjoyed these usless facts, would love to know who makes these laws and WHY!

8 comments:

Jay said...

There are all kinds of whacky laws out there. In Ruston Louisianna any house with more than 4 women living in it is by law considered a whorehouse. LOL .. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

icecream in pocket, it wouldnt last that long with you and I. And as for the wedding ring I will keep that one in mind.

katy said...

Jay - really gosh i got two sister and me mam so that made 4 women at home at one ime how close was we to tht then lol

Jo - mmm ice cream and at heaton park what could be better!

Heidi the Hick said...

The onlly law that makes sense is the one making it illegal to tie a male horse next to a female horse. Think about that one...

Pamela said...

there was a very heavy women who rode her moped down the street -- I don't know how it held her up... and she
had a sign on the back that said

"save the whales"

She should move to Oklahoma.

ldbug said...

Oh, I'm so happy for the NYC law!! I just can't imagine trying to navigate the sidewalks filled with dog poo

Biddie said...

Well, I know the lawn darts one. Too many kids were getting hurt and yes, some even died after being peirced with the dart. Now they have a safer version, with rounded ends...I don't know. They don't seem any more dangerous then horse shoes, and people play them every where.
I do love useless/funny laws. Always good for a chuckle.

SkippyMom said...

The ugly faces at dogs? heehee...that is too funny!

Lawn darts are also illegal in the US for the reasons Biddie stated...people would throw them and they would pierce the skulls of fellow players...we don't even offer a muted version here...

Although I don't think horseshoes are as dangerous as Biddie asserts...they are thrown waist high and if anyone is stupid enough to get hit than they weren't paying attention...lawn darts were meant to throw very HIGH in the air to make the circle so they would land face down...

...then again...Bid may be right...Boxing doesn't strike me [pun intended] to be the brightest sport to partake in, but they certainly cannot ban boxing gloves can they?...hee