Some More Photos of Rhodes

these photos are all of Rhodes Old Town. this is the clock tower
the streets in Rhodes Old Town are all like this how cute are they! we just kept getting lost!
next time I go to Greece I have got to get some of these slippers!


the centre of the town

would you like to drive this!

Something for the Weekend

On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded:

"You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No," replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!

"The trainee shouted back:

"And do you know who YOU are F***ING talking to, you F***ING idiot?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly

"Thank F**K for that!" replied the trainee and slammed down the phone.

The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ? The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just

offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks:

"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

some holiday photos

this is a place called Lindos, also know as the sugar cube hill as the houses are white and square
this is my favourate place on the island its Prassonissi on the left is the calm Med. Sea and the right is the rough Aegean Sea and the beach in between it is awesome
we stayed in Stegna and it has only one road and this is it! and its the same road out!
this is a church in the hilss at Kalopetras
this is over looking Anthony Quinn's bay he owned a big portion of Rhodes
this is our apartment block and pool
footprints in the sand

just love the sea

well thats some photos i have some lovely ones of rhodes old town and will post them soon hope you enjoy

Back to Normality

Well that is the end of my holiday, boo hoo, why does time go so quick when you are having fun!

Had a great time will get round to posting some photos soon, did pop into an internet cafe one night so managed to read a few of your blogs but couldnt leave any comments!

Fetched me some bottles of ouzo home so if any one fancies a drinking session just come on by!

Yep i managed to cover all on my 'S' list whilst away, sun, sea, sand and s..!

Watch this space for the pics bye for now

Fridays Funny - Church Jokes

Jesus' Dad's Name.

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary. "The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''

KIDS IN CHURCH.

3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime. She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us from E-mail.

One particular four-year-old prayed,"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? "One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait. 'Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied . The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Well guys hope you enjoyed and i will see you in just over a week with some lovely photos of the Greek Island of Rohodes.

not long till saturday

am not rubbing it in but you know its not long till saturday!

Saturday i here you say, why whats happening on saturday!

Its time for me to catch that plane that will be taking me and himself to Rhodes, dont know if i told you all but i off on me jollies!

Oh yes lots and lots of sunshine, lots of lovely golden beaches, clear blue skies and plenty of s..... what you mean too much infomation!

Just think of that lovely greek food and ouzo with lemonade mmmmmmm cant bloody wait i tell ya i cant bloody wait!

So i going to be busy busy busy, got to pack, got to get me euros and sun cream.

There is one sad part about going away on holiday and that is having to leave me dog behind, worst still he has got to go into kennels. I hate taking him to the kennels, he doesn't seem to mind he just walks off with them, dosen't look back, but me i have a few tears. Soft eh!

Oh but when i get back i can't wait to go and fetch him, we then spend the day stuck together like glue, he follows my every move, lots of cuddles and lots of treats.

Oh well just thought i would remind you that i going on my holidays on saturday!!!!

Simple Rules To be Happy

SIMPLE RULES TO BE HAPPY

God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.

Disappointments are like road humps, they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards. Don't stay on the humps too long. Move on!

When you feel down because you didn't get what you want, just sit tight and be happy, because God is thinking of something better to give you.

When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it means. There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more or not to cry too hard. You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth.

The measure of love is when you love without measure.

In life there are very rare chances that you'll meet the person you love and loves you in return. So once you have it don't ever let go, the chance might never come your way again.

It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride.

We spend too much time looking for the right person to love or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we should be perfecting the love we give. Hence, you truly care for someone, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, and you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults, and you overlook the excuses.

Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one who can take his place. Friendship is like wine, it gets better as it grows older.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

fridays funny - it's a daft world

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!")

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam, though!)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? How did the govt. pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. ( I know some people like that, too)

Turtles can breathe through their butts. (And you think you have bad breath?)

i getting excited

oh i getting giddy now, its only 10 days to my holidays!

so just as you are all packing away your summer clothes and getting out the winter woollies i will be packing mine in me case for a week of sunshine yeah!!!!!!

mmm sun sea and sand, ooh i can drink lots and lots of ouzo eat lots and lots of greek salads lovely feta cheese mmmmmmm.

last holiday in june this year was not one of the best i have had, the company was great we took along a very good mate of ours, the place we went to, Malta, was lovely, but the hotel was NASTY!

we booked in at some stupid hour of the morning, after a delayed flight, the room we were given had three beds in, mmm what! no seperate bed room for our mate. that means hubby and me sharing same room as me mate!

whilst hubby thought that could be fun we were having none of that thank you!!!!!!!

so they gave us another room, hey are they daft it was exactly the sodding same!!!!

third time lucky, we got there in the end!

food was crap, hotel was dirty, pool was ...... ok lets not go there!!

any way i dont care cause i off to rhodes in 10 days!!!!

lots of the s's mmmmmmmm

thanks

thank you for your comments and kind words on my last post, its not often i post a sad, promise to improve!

anyway here's a few phobias you may not know off:

Clinophobia - fear of beds - would hate to suffer from that one!

Mageiricophobia - fear of having to cook - think i suffer from that one!

Androphobia - fear of men - bet there are a few who wished they suffered that one!

Caligynephobia - fear of beautiful woman - mmmmmm

Pentheraphobia - fear of a mother-in-law - ha ha how many will own up to suffering that one!

Scopophobia - fear of fearing!!!!!!!!

Taphephobia - fear of being buried alive - thats one for me and all!!!!!1

Enjoy

and thanks again folks