Saturday, August 26, 2006

Condoms Checkout

A man was in a long line at Tescos. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn'tknow.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box oflarge condoms, checkout 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of men was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the checkout for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, checkout 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool.
He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to thecheckout he told the assistant he needed some condoms.
She asked him whatsize and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants and hedid. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...

"CLEANUP, checkout 5."

4 comments:

me said...

hmmm. no comment.

Biddie said...

Sounds like my x..He must've thought that I was microwave cause he was always done in 30 seconds or less....

ldbug said...

hehe, good one:-)

Camie Vog said...

Fantastic post! You have a great sense of humor.