Friday, August 18, 2006

learning chinese

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
1) That is not right...........................................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?.......................Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.................................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse................................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?............................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table........................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...........................Chin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here..................................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet......................Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.....................................Lei Ying Lo
14) He is cleaning his automobile.....................Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odour is offensive......................Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great........................................................Fa Kin Su Pah

hope no one finds this post offensive, sorry if you do

9 comments:

Michele said...

LoL that's very funny,makes
sense too.Thanks for the visit.

me said...

make love to me batter...fuk mi ard

katy said...

ta growing up, your welcome michele, you learnt chinese too then cappy

me said...

hey chack out this....

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type it in, sit back and enjoy!
funny.

me said...

picking more up every night!

suek mi cok. nice girl, met her when i was in bejing. but left her and went back to wan kin!

i thank you.

katy said...

very funny that site thanks

.:.KC.:. the brown eyed girl said...

very funny.

FOUR DINNERS said...

Chinese with a hernia - Won Hung Lo

D.A. said...

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