CONDOMS

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline............Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - Keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms - No comment required.
Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
Halford condoms - We go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - Size really does matter.
Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - It's dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes.
Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim.
Heineken condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsburg condoms - Probably the best condom in the world.
Mars condoms - A condom a day helps you work rest and play.
AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
Pepperoni condoms - It's a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms - The condom with the hole [VERY poor seller!!!]