why did i drink so much
just been talking about a night we girls had a drinking session! We used to have these sessions about once a month at each others houses, you now the sort just chatting and drinking, well on one occasion i drank two bottles of wine and then thought mmm need some more so opened up the third bottle, why did i do that!
Next thing i remember is my mobile ringing at 4.45am, i was flat out at the top of our alley! I just got up and staggered the rest of the way home as if it was normal! and then went to bed. i woke up very thristy and with a cracking hangover. So off to me mates with me dog in tow.
What time did i go home, they walked me half way at 11.55pm! oh my god what the hell happened to me! well i can only assume i just dropped and fell asleep! how bad is that! go one then i will admit to something else that happened, when i woke up with me early morning phone call from himself i stood up and me jeans were wet through! yep the worst i had pissed myself! you see i can admit to that cause no one knows who i am, well i hope thats the case!
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Cappy will soon
ooh, a bargaining tool!
very good four dinners! he now does better watch what i write from now on ah nope sod it who cares!
Think you're brave to fess up to this even though you are anonymous. Knowing when to stop is a hard one. In the end I gave up alcohol completely. A bit drastic but it was just so much simpler than trying to stick within a limit. Alcohol isn't all bad though. It was how my wife and I got together in the first place!
Jokemail had a hilarious joke about three girls who had a night out and at the cooler were one-upping each other. The first girl said, "I was so drunk last night, the moment I closed the front door, I blew chunks." The second one said, "I was so drunk, I wrapped my car around a tree and totaled it." The third girl said, "I was so drunk, I lit a cigarette - threw the match on the floor, and burned down the house." There was silence and then the first girl said, "you don't understand; Chunks is my dog."
I am a little ashamed of myself that I thought this was funny. I just have never been THAT drumk. Urinating on yourself, falling asleep in an alley - puts it in perspective and makes you feel a little more respectable, eh?
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