Thursday, December 14, 2006

Born Before 1986

Born before 1986??
Then you'll appreciate this. So will you that weren't, I bet!!
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived because first, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested for diabetes, our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.
When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags -riding in the passenger seat was a treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.
We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no one actually died from this. We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.
After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark.
No one was able to reach us and no one minded.
We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.
We had friends - we went outside and found them.
We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!
We fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no lawsuits.
We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.
We played knock a door-run and were actually afraid of the owners catching us.
We walked to friends' homes.
We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.
We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.
We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of...They actually sided with the law.
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas we had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.
And you're one of them.
Congratulations!
For those of you who aren't old enough, I thought you might like to read about this, and it is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a smile on your face:
The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986........They are called youth.
They have never heard of:
We are the World, We are the children and the Uptown Girl they know Is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle. (possibly not a bad thing of course....)
For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.
AIDS has existed since they were born.
CD's have existed since they were born.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.
They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from last year.
They can never imagine life before computers.
They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, Red Hand Gang or the Famous Five.
They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix.
They can't believe a black and white television ever existed.
And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.
Now let's check if we're getting old...
1. You understand what was written above and you smiled.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5. When you see kids with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.
8. You're starting to dance like your father/mother..............God forbid!!
Yes, you're Getting OLD!

12 comments:

Biddie said...

We brought a rotary telephone home for our kids, and they didn't know how to use it! Seriously.

Michael Colvin said...

I made a cart and forgot the brakes. I also wore my parka just by the hood! Reading that made me go all warm and fuzzy.

DILLIGAF said...

I do not dance like me mum and dad. Apart from that I'm ancient. I remember England winning the World Cup like it was last week. And I don't reckon the ball crossed the line but who cares??

Coffeypot said...

I’m so old I remember listening to the radio as a child. Gun Smoke, Dragnet, Ozzie and Harriett, and The Grand Old Opery were a mainstay in our household.

When we got our first TV there was only three channels and the stations shut down at midnight. We even had to get up and walk over to the set to turn it on, change the cannels or adjust the volume. If you didn’t have an outside antenna, you had to have rabbit ears on your set. And if the weather was bad there was snow on the screen, if it wasn’t rolling. The very first thing we watched after it was delivered was a football game between the Cowboys and the Redskins. You aren’t old enough to remember the Redskins Marching Band. All those band members in the long Indian head bonnets hanging down their back marching across the field was amazing.

Thanks for the memories.

Jay said...

All things we did as kids like drinking straight from the garden hose are things we or at least I wouldn't dream of doing now. lol

Pamela said...

coffeypot and I could tag team.
..... let me get my compression stockings on first.. though ha ha ha ha

Doughnut said...

Are we getting old? We who have lived in a generation of more change than probably any other...and adapted...well some of us have.

I wonder how many really even hang their clothes out on a clothesline anymore or even know what it is; an eight track player or maybe even reel to reel tape recorders; nickel phone calls from a pay phone (even those are getting obsolete); bell bottom or flared pants; wing-tip shoes; actual letter writing (you know with a pen and paper); rubber stamps; popping real popcorn with a kettle; Aquanet hairspray; oh man and the list goes on....maybe we are getting old. Great post!

CindyDianne said...

Dammit. And I just had a birthday.

ldbug said...

Yup, I'm getting old. Fortunately, the kids in my hometown still grow up much the same as I did. Yeah, we had video games and a computer, but we were allowed one hour of TV or games/day! The rest of the time? Outside playing, snow, sleet, heat, whatever - go play!

SkippyMom said...

Brilliant! My very first bike was a hand me down with not seat so we rubberbanded a washcloth over the post and I rode it all over town in a pack with my friends...I am lucky I wasn't impaled.

It breaks my heart everyday that my kids can't run free all day every day like we did....boy did we have a great childhood.

me said...

way to make me feel worse than i usually do!
by far the best post i have read in weeks!
hence i am going to save myself the problem of writing something of my own and put a direct link to this as a post.
off to do it now!

katy said...

cheers cappy any way i like to make you all feel old!