Friday, December 08, 2006

P.I.

What a selection there has been for my job tilte P.I. there's been Paranormal Investigator - i would love to do that one! Personal Interpreter, Popeye Impersonator, Professinal Inkbloter and Panty Inspector LOL!

Oh well i will now put you all out of you misery, and then you can all have a little moan!

P.I. stands for Price Integrity! Yeah well I never said it was anything exciting did I!

So now i suppose you all want to know what that is eh! God you are a nosey lot!

Well I work for a supermarket company and my job involves putting out the new shelf edge labels for price increases, decrease etc, so there you have it! A clue to the company - 'every little helps!'

Ok that out of the way hope you enjoy these!

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where ::-) means a smile and :-( is a frown.
Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_ £ _) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb Arse

11 comments:

Distant Timbers Echo said...

Without you, honey, I would never know the difference in price between the generic brand and the brand name! I say keep up the good work by God!

ldbug said...

LOL! I would never of guessed!

BTW publishing from a new URL..

Anonymous said...

As Queen of Price Integrity, it is obvious you do not have enough to keep you busy if you have time to compile this hilarious ARSEICON list. That is, unless it's some code you use in your line of P.I. work.

gawilli said...

Price Integrity! Never thought of that. Our local grocery must not have a P.I. as their prices do not always match what is rung at the register! Grrrr.

Love the Smart Arse!

Jay said...

That is one I would have never guessed. We probably don't have any of those over here.

I love the smart arse too.

Anonymous said...

Yes, that did it...was able to navigate to here from there...

Heidi the Hick said...

You are so cute-- I love the arseicons!

Kell said...

Arseicons. That's great. I love learning something useful!

Price Integrity? That's a new one for me, too. Cool.

Pamela said...

I've had those marked in my favorites for several years.
I also have Boobicons, too.

The things we do with our time, our creativity, and our keyboard.

Anonymous said...

Thank fuck ya don't work for the Co-Op..

fancy-face said...

HEY YOU FORGOT "SEXY ARSE"!!!!