Enough Gloom and Doom time for a giggle
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working.
The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way.
He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down .
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
you should be ashamed of yourself!
10 comments:
I should have seen that comin'. Must be gettin' old!!!
Four Dinners said "I should have seen that comin'"
I have heard the joke before and still... I didn't see it coming, because I forgot the punch line until I read it.
Must be gettin' old'!!!!!! ha.
you british folks !.
oh, and what is the green stuff under the fish on the fish and chips picture ?
I am terribly ashamed. I didn't see it coming either! Logic wins out every time.
cynnie - the green stuff is mushy peas they are lovely honest
don't fall for her lies cynnie! mushy peas are the devils work!
Ha! I didn't see that comming! :-)
I have to say I am very disappointed in the way that story ended. ;-)
Yah you should be ashamed of your self...good one girl....
Made me smile. :)
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