Useless Sex Facts or Not
When reading horizontally from Shakespeare's original published copy of Hamlet, the furthest left hand side reads 'I am a homosexual' in the last 14 lines of the book. Was this a message, or just a coincidence?
Over 50% of all people fantasize more often about money than sex, so technically, Bill Gates is the hearthrob of the world.
According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.
More than half the American men surveyed in a recent poll admit to having sex with women they disliked. It didn't say how many were referring to their wives ;o)
A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller (because of the release of endorfines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
In a recent interview with 10 prominent sex therapists, the question was posed, 'What is the most important aspect in love making?' One said 'relaxation', Three said 'honesty', and a whopping Six out of Ten said 'staying awake'.
Although Hitler did condemn homosexual acts, he only condemned them between men. Lesbians were not condemned at all. They were rarely (if any at all) sent to concentration camps, because it was not in the laws written by Hitler to condemn women loving other women.
Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting.
Dolphins and humans are the only known animals that have sex for pleasure.
The female knot-tying weaverbird will refuse to mate with a male who has built a shoddy nest. If spurned, the male must take the nest apart and completely rebuild it in order to win the affections of the female.
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this small problem, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.
The male tick doesn't have a penis. Instead, he uses his nose to sniff out the females vagina. Once he's made it large enough by poking his nose around, he turns round and deposits his seamen. To finish the job off, he then turns round again and pushes the seamen inside with his trusty nose.
So, you've heard the phrase, "going at it like rabbits". Well, the desert rat makes the rabbit look a little useless in the Don Juan stakes. The desert rat can have sex up to 120 times an hour.
13 comments:
Lol.
Bloody pleased I'm not a female bedbug.
Don't know if I wanna come back my next life as a Dolphin or a Desert Rat... LOL!
Too bad there aren't any 'Dolphin Rats'.
:)
Bill Gates? Ew.
Gawd, where do I start?
ok, you've made Shakespheare interesting again, I will be checking your statement!
Only 11,000 injuries per year? Oh yeah, I guess the rest of the maimings come from messing about with guns!
Bedbugs...yech, and into S&M too...I shall never rest easy in my bed again...
The desert rat...the animal equivilant of a 19 year old boy!
I heard something about pig orgasm last 30 minutes.
That sounds significant enough to add to your educational list
An old Jewish man was once on the subway, and he sat down next to a
younger man. He noticed that the young man had a strange kind of shirt collar. Having never seen a priest before, he asked the man,
"Excuse me sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on backwards?"
The priest became a bit flustered but politely answered, "I wear this
collar because I am a Father."
The Jewish man thought a second and responded, "Sir, I am also a Father but I wear my collar front-ways. Why do you wear your collar so differently?"
The priest thought for a minute and said, "Sir, I am the father for
many."
The Jewish man quickly answered, "I too am the father of many. I have four sons, four daughters and too many grandchildren to count. But I
wear my collar like everyone else does. Why do you wear it your way?"
The priest who was beginning to get exasperated thought and then
blurted out, "Sir, I am the father for hundreds and hundreds of people."
The Jewish man was taken aback and was silent for a long time. As he
got up to leave the subway train, he leaned over to the priest and said,
"Er... Mister, perhaps, you should wear your pants backwards."
"The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this small problem, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female."
I really don't know if I needed to know that or not.
Maybe there will be a Jeopardy or Trivial Pursuit question about this some day. ;-)
I’m more concerned about who cares about the sex life of a bedbug or a tick or anything. What do the scientist do, set all day with their eyes on a microscope? Kind of like God watching us, huh? But will it help us grow more crops, build a safer and more gas efficient automobile, or give us a better smelling furniture polish? I don’t think so. Or do they do it just for the voyeuristic fun and pleasure? If that’s it, where do I fill out an application?
Next time I get a headache I'm getting my doctor to prescribe a female orgasm!! Better than paracetamol I think!
You still diong that quiz? LOL!!
put to shame by a desert rat. I'm so so glad I didn't know this at 15 or I maight have given up then!!
Hope L'Oreal's Invincible lipstick (stays on for 8hrs no matter what they claim!)was available back in Cleopatra's day! - I'd hate to think the mess the lippy made once she came up for air!!
If I'm anything to go by, my lippy's all over my face by the end of a night (and that's BEFORE I make it to bed). Not a very pleasant sight - especially in Poncho Pink!
Oh my god i'm tired just reading this. i need a ciggarette
Good morning my friend,
See if you can surically remove that phone from your ear....done? Okay now grab your coffee and come over for a visit 'cos I've tagged you in a meme.
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