Keys to Longevity

Thought you might have had enough of the Scotland photos so here is something completely different!

Keys to longevity
One day I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life I've eaten only junk food and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."
Absolutely, absolutely amazing, I thought, and asked, "How old are you?"
"Twenty-four," she replied.

ps if you don't already read Chopski, please call over he has written me something that is fantastic!

Scotland - Part 1

Jedburgh Abbey - was our first stop.

the Fourth Bridge over the Firth! This is two bridges running parrell, the train bridge and the road bridge.

I just love the autumn colours, this is the road to Loch Ness

My first view of Loch Ness

Loch Ness is 23 miles long and 1 mile wide, its deepest point is 754 feet.

and for all of those who doubted her here is the lovely Nessie!

We had a little stroll to see the Falls of Foyers

and then a little rest!

Next was Fort Augustus, by now the rain was setting in so we only managed a quick look round here, a view of one of the many ladder of locks on the Caladonian Canal!

on the edge of Loch Ness is Urquhart Castle, again due to the heavy rain we did not manage walk round here

Ben Nevis was not visable at all sorry, but one of my favourate places in Scotland is the Pass of Glencoe

Hope you have enjoyed the little tour of the Highlands in Scotland, a few more photos to show you of Loch Lomond and Stirling Castle.

Back - Call on Sunday

back safe and sound, busy playing with and cuddling Mr Milo today, and of course washing and shopping!

had a great time please call on Sunday/Monday and I will have a few photos for you to browse.

Closed for a Week

Closed for the week, off to Scotland, stopping at Kinross, Inverness and Sterling.

and calling at lots and lots of places on route!

Hoping to see himself in a kilt!

Will go searching fof Nessie
in the bonny, bonny banks of Loch Lomond.


We will be doing approximately 1,000 miles and loving every minute of it.

Try and be good whilst I am gone and will see you all in a week!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ps, yeah I know I said I was gone but I got a lovely award from the lovely DJ Kirkby so here it is for you all to see, cool eh? Thank you DJ, I love your blog too.

as you all know I so love all your blogs but being mean I am only going to pass this out to Chrisb

she gives us something new every day, amazing woman, with a great blog.

and to Dilling who takes us on some awesome walks with Emmmer, her adorable dog, and she shares with us some outstanding views.

OK that's all folks, off to pack me bag!

Helmet?

When helemets make NO sense!

just think a parachute would have made better sense!

Soon Be Christmas

Got myself a new hair style, would show you but I am shy! yeah right!

So we have now got carpet in the kitchen, yes I know not a good thing having carpet in the kitchen, it looks good but I don't want carpet in the kitchen, but I was outvoted, himself prefers it as it is kinder on his feet, and Mr Milo prefers it doesn't make a noise when he walks on it! It is waterproof backed but that's the only good thing about it! Suppose I will get used to it, well got no choice really!

Can you believe this, a couple have just been on the local news and they have put up their Christmas decorations! Yep it is the 25th October and their house is fully decorated for Christmas! The outside and the inside, their 12 year old son is embarrassed, don't blame him! I mean don't get me wrong I love Christmas but it is still two months away for gods sake!

Mr Milo is not a very happy fella, it is the time of year that he really hates, it's not the weather, he can cope with it getting a bit colder, he can cope with the odd rain shower, which I must say we haven't had a lot of YET. So why is he sad? It's the firework season! Bonfire night is not till the 5th November but the fireworks start earlier every year. I hate them, I really think they should be banned from public sale and only organised firework displays held on the 5th November. Mean of me I know but that's just my opinion.

I have not told you but next week I will not be around, now now don't be getting upset I am sure you can manage a week without me! We are off to Scotland, beautiful Scotland, so I promise you I will try and have a nice time, of course I would rather stay at home and spend the week blogging! What do you mean you don't believe me! You cynical lot you! Will do my best to get you a photo of the Loch Ness Monster, but got a feeling himself will scare it off! And don't worry about Mr Milo he is off to his friends were he will have lots of doggy company and lots of good, long walks!

A Lifted MeMe

I took this little meme from Betty, she said we could ‘lift’ it so lift it I did and I won't tag anyone, but if you want to "lift" it, feel free.

Four Jobs I have Held.
Shorthand typist
Barmaid
Nursery Nurse
General dogsbody!

Four Films I Could Watch Over and Over Again.
Mary Poppins
Night at the Museum
Grease
Sound of Music

Four TV Shows I Watch
Lost
Heroes
Becker
Coronation Street

Four Places I've Lived.
Sheffield (3 times so is that 1 or does it count for 3!)
Blackpool
Middlewich
Chesterfield - oh and lots and lots more!

Four Favourite Foods
Pizza
Steak
Chocolate
Cheesecake

Four Websites I Visit Daily
The
List
On
Right (well i do so there!)

Four Favourite Colours
Purple
Blue
Yellow
Black

Four Places I Would Love To Be Right Now.
In Bed!
With my son and grandson
On the Beach
Having a coffee with you!

Four Names I Like But Wouldn't Name My Children.
Sebastian
Samantha
Naomi
Paige

Four Books/Authors I want to Read
J A Kowing - Empty Spaces - Great Read
Heidi
DJ Kirkby
Chopski

My Stick Family

Himself, Me, The Lad, Lad's Partner, The little fella and of course Mr Milo!

This is My Stick Family, pretty cool huh! I got this from Beccy, so if you fancy getting your own stick family just click here and have fun!

Thanks Beccy for helping me get this together.

Fun Monday

This week's Fun Monday is being hosted by Willowtree, he wants to see some clothing art. That's tee shirts, baseball caps, hoodies, sports uniforms or any bit of clothing that you or your kids own that has interesting, funny or artistic graphics.

The first three tee shirts I have bought specially for today's post! OK no I haven't I have bought them for my grandson who is 2 1/2, just couldn't resist them!

The first ever concert I went to was Meat Loaf, and yes I bought and wore this tee shirt, great concert it was too!


No I am not ashamed to say that I went to a Cliff concert last year and I wear this with pride and to annoy everybody else! I know my taste in music is very diverse lol!

The last one shows how much I think of the environment doesn't it? Well yes I do but the tee shirt was a freebie from work! You can imagine the looks I get when wearing it!

I apologise if I don't get round to everybody's blog today as we are having the kitchen floor ripped up and replaced, so be patient and I will try and visit later or on tuesday, thanks and thanks to Willowtree for being our host today.
p.s wow didn't realsie that our Sir Cliff Richard was not so well known, he was once called the British version of Elvis, who I also love!

Your Age

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....
If you haven't, add 1756.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e. how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK