Keys to Longevity
Thought you might have had enough of the Scotland photos so here is something completely different!
Keys to longevity
One day I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"
"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life I've eaten only junk food and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."
Absolutely, absolutely amazing, I thought, and asked, "How old are you?"
"Twenty-four," she replied.
ps if you don't already read Chopski, please call over he has written me something that is fantastic!
26 comments:
Did you get Britney's autograph, too?
coffeypot - LOL sure did i going to sell it on e-bay
hehehe love it :)
Enough Scotland pics? Nope - need more.
It's not possible to get enough of Scotland pictures.
Damn, that woman is a hottie. ;-)
LOL!
BTW... thanks for the visit... do come again.
chrisb - cool huh!
cindydiane - really well maybe later then
jay - lol want me to give her your phone number!
lecram - thank you i will
Shudder!!!!!!!!!
BWWWHAHAHAHAHAHHH!! LOL That's fantastic!! Heehehehe
Bah-hahahahaha!
that great!
btw...ive put up my decorations too!
i know, im a hypocrite!
lol!
And Chopski is really talented isnt he.
Too funny! And I put my vote in for more Scotland photos, too.
That actually did make me laugh out loud!
I was starting to get indignant as I read it, because my steady diet of fast food is making my 33 year old body fall apart. THen I realized that I was exactly who it was speaking toward. Thanks for the wake up call lol
LMAO! Good one, but I wouldn't mind more photos.
hahah that is simply lovely!
Then again, life is not about the amount of breathes yo take - its all about the ones that leaves you breathless ;)
Thanx for dropping by at crashed site - see you around!
Cheers!
I hope I look that good at, oh I don't know, 100? Maybe I should take up smoking..
27... She looks much younger than that. Is she single even though I'm not?
LMRSSO!!!!!
and there are never enuff photos :)
x
glad i woke you all up with this one!
Hilarious! At first glance I thought this was Jimmy Saville! Looks like I may have to start up a few bad habits!
What a hoot!
Lolololol sooo funny!
And is a disappearing post male or female???
kahless - you must have been quick! it came it went it were wrong now its right honest its stayin!
Oh man, that was funny...loved it.
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