Why?
Why am I soooooo tired?
Why when you are sooooooo tired you can't sleep at night time huh?!
Why does someone keep moving the letters around on my key board? Do you know how hard it is to type words wehn this happens!
Why do weeds grow in my garden, I mean I spend money buying plants, potting them in rich soil, I water them when it's hot, but still they die, yet the sodding weeds are free, I never water them, I stand on them, Mr Milo pees on them so WHY do they live?!
Why when a snail loses its shell doesn't it just become a slug?!
Why can't we cry under water?!
OK enough WHYS lets have some truths:
6 Truths of Life
- You can not touch all of your teeth with your tongue!
- All idiots after reading this first truth, try it!
- The first truth is a lie!
- You're smiling now because you are an idiot!
- You soon will tell this to another idiot!
- There's still a stupid smile on your face!
So sorry if I dont get round to reading all of your lovely blogs but I really am very tired.
22 comments:
LOL! It's really true, I have a really fucking stupid smile on my face that I can't shake off.
Well damn. You got me and have that stupid smile on my face!
We're all walking around with stupid ass grins on our faces now. ;-)
You tricked us~ grin :) Also great 'why's so so true.
On reading 1. I tried it.
On reading 2. I laughed then read out no. 1 to Mrs K.
She then tried it.
I then read out loud 3.
On 4. we smiled.
On 5. I belly laughed. So did Mrs K.
On 6. Yup.
Its official; me and the missus are idiots. But at least we are idiots together!
lmao!
Dammit, I'm a smiling idiot too. :)
you got me too lol
Am I an idiot if I can touch all my teeth with my tongue? I must be missing some teeth or something?! I guess I am really an idiot now because I am wondering if I am deformed in some way? Ha! I hope you get some zzzzz's real soon!
lol by the time i realised what to do id read the rest adn knew it was silly so i didnt try heheheehe
Der...I fell for it...but it is no secret I am gullible as all get out! How you feeling today?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do birds sing so gay?
And lovers await the break of the day?
Why do they fall in love?
Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?
Why am I writing lyrics from a Diana Ross song on your blog?
Yep! Me too. But I have proved I am an idiot many, many times before this and with less effort. But I smile like an idiot everytime, too.
Well of course I had to try it!
I was like "Uh uh, I can touch all my teeth with my tongue. See? Ha ha ha! Proof I am special" and then I read the rest of it. Poor me. It seems I am not so special after all.
I can't because the dentist chucked one away years ago. I still class it as mine though!
so what are truths anyways but someone's opinion. lol
Tired or not, I totally fell for that!
I hate it when they move all the keys on my keyboard over one. And I don't usually figure it out until I'm done. Thank heavens for delete and backspace.
lol true!
but isnt growing weed in your garden illegal? haha!!
drink some coffee!
I was born with a stupid smile...
you feelin ok now?
Hmmm...ditto w ith the smile...i hope you got some much needed rest!
Before I read truth 2 and further, I spent about 5 minutes running my tongue around my mouth lol
THANKS A LOT! =P
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