Thursday, November 22, 2007

I Have One

I have one
Your husband will have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one
A Pope doesn't use his one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Pakistanis usually have long ones
After your marriage your husband will give you his one!
Longer or shorter you have to take his one.
Are you afraid of taking a LONG one.
Do you want one?
How long do you want?
Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one
What you are thinking of?

Are you sure?


Its your Surname, what where you thinking of?


You`ve a Dirty mind!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to wish all my American friends A HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY, enjoy your celebrations

21 comments:

DJ Kirkby said...

Bizzarrely, I started r4eading this thinking of wedding rings...yes I know...I am totally mad.

captain corky said...

Thank you and a Happy Thanksgiving to you too Her.

Jay said...

Thanks you and you have a great day too!!

Casdok said...

oh yes!! Of course!! Very witty!!

Kahless said...

You got me there!

dilling said...

I'm keeping my name...after 8 years together, I can still barely spell Michael's.

Coffeypot said...

This is cute. I have a long one...ccccooooooffffffffffffeeeeeyyyyyyyyppppppoooootttttt.
Eat your heart out girls.

Kelly said...

That's a good one!

Unknown said...

A whisky!

emily said...

oooooooooh, a SURNAME! riiiight, that's totally what I was thinking about!

Heidi the Hick said...

WHERE do you come up with this stuff????

Jay said...

happy birthday!
wait a minute...
Happy Thanksgiving!

man...i got to lay off the gravy..
: )

Marla said...

That was a trip. I could not figure it out!

Anonymous said...

I'm bloated, full, and tired. It was a perfect Thanksgiving!

Thank you for the well wishes.

=)

katy said...

dj - wedding rings mmmmmmmmmm lol

corky - i will drink a bud in recognistion of your celebrations

jay - you are very welecome and thanks.

casdok - so you have a dirty mind then lol

katy said...

kahless - just what was you thinking?!

dilling - lol, ask him to change his name to yours

coffeypot - hey you dont mind me using the abbreviated version of your LONG one do you :)

katy said...

kelly malloy - hi there glad you like it

john.g. - LOL cheers then!

emily - see at least someone has a clean mind, LOL

katy said...

heidi - you know all the funny e-mails and text that friends send you, well me being me dont forward them on but pinch them for me blog! naughty but true!

jaycam - i need your gravy receipe!

marla - i had no problem with it lol

birdman - you are very welecome

sonia a. mascaro said...

That's is funny!

A VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (Belated)

sonia a. mascaro said...

Me again. Milo looks adorable! He looks like my dog Flora. Did you post another Milo's photos? Where I can see him?

katy said...

sonia - hi and welcome, mr milo appears every now and then on the blog, please call again, have just been to visit you