Male or Female?!
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again.They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflate
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt! yeah I know you man out there are going to say it should be a female object!
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
24 comments:
I am definitely the remote control.
These are brilliant (laughing)
haaa!..
thats hilarious
Great stuff!
Can of lager? Female, once pulled soon goes flat!!
*ducks*
coffeypot - LOL you would be!
Kahless - worth coming back for then!
chrisb and cynnie - all from an email wish i could take credit for them!
john.g - duck you'd better!
Very good!
:) made me chuckle!
Hello Her Indoors
I've been a lurker (sound ominous, but I'm lovely really!) for a while now, but never dared to comment. However, today you've made me laugh out loud and splutter wine (it is the evening) all over the laptop with that posting, so I felt I ought to say 'hello'. I'll remind the boyfriend about the remote control - he may even go off it from now on! And it will be mine, all mine (exit cackling...!)
Hey Her Indoors. Just seen the flood warnings on the tv. Hope you arent going to get flooded again.
Lol, very good!
casdok - thank you
chopski - love to make people chuckle
hannah - hi there welcome and please call again
kahless - we not had much rain for a while so we will be fine thank you, besides still got me wooden raft from last time!
DJ - wish i could think of these things myself!
Just read on Rain's blog that you are porrly! What's wrong? Get well soon. xoxox
I like all of them - very funny. But, the hammer is my favorite - so true! Have a great weekend.
dj - i not poorly! its a joke, her daugher been ill and she spends and does lots with her so we all said we were poorly an can we come an be made better by Rain lol
kellan - have a good one too
One thing I've noticed throughout all this is that men are much simpler in design and operation than are women.
Is this so bad?
:)
Jas - just as long as all men know they are much simpler than women;)
hah lol so true!
or you could just take french, where everything is either masculine or feminine...but that would kill the joke!
these were all really funny
I have tagged you over at my place
Too funny! But that retaining water hits a little too close to home!
and here I thought it was electrical plugs that were male or female
As always, those were great!
My hubby? Definitely a hot air balloon!
I liked that, thank you...it made me laugh.
oh thats ridiculous! hahaha :D good one :D if you wrote it yourself, then kudos! :)
Hey, I want the remote back!!!
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