How To Make a Woman Happy
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:* birthdays* anniversaries* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer
16 comments:
3, and beer
4, shut the fuck up!
3. And ESPN
4. and Playboy
Keeping women happy really isn't all that complicated. I mean, I don't know how to do it, but I don't think it's that difficult.
That's not much! Really, and men think we're so complex and demanding;-)
How do you think that I snagged my guy?!
Why is that so difficult for men to grasp?
:-D
I can't believe you told the world you must run and hide now hhhehhehehe, no really each to his own thank god LOL. I hope you enjoy him mate.
I agree with all that for the women, just need to find a bloke that can keep up with me.
SHEEZUS, AIN'T THAT THE @#$%ING TRUTH!
Hahahahahaha!
Come on guys!! Count your lucky stars that we even WANT to put up with you!!! HAHAHAHA
I can do all of that, but the plumbing. I always have trouble with plumbing. It usally involves several trips to the hardware store and ends with the same old leaks. That being said I don't even try for the rest of the things on the list.
54 is too many. A woman wants only one thing. Total control of her life.
Makes good sense to me...don't let Willi fool you though. He's a pretty good life partner. Oh, and I would probably move the beer to #2 and make #3 football.
I'm actually speechless..you said it all...
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies," he responded.
"Oh!, Killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
rauf - that is funny thank you
Men! How predictable!!
See, Making us women is easy. Just takes a bit of an effort.
:)
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