Cant Post
I am having trouble posting! No nothing to do with blogger, nothing to do with a poorly pc, its himself! He has bought a new game for the PC LMA Manager 2007 and I just cant get him off the damn thing!
So whilst he is in the shower I have just managed to jump on the PC! So just a quickie, and i am used to them!
Guts or Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar and zipper, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I trust this clears up any confusion on the subject.
Right then i will leave you with that, i am off out to do some christmas shopping, hopefully i will be able to catch up with you all soon.
Till then its goodbyeeeeeee.
7 comments:
Or rather, the second would be called "No Balls" because she'd kick him there, then rip them off if he did that.
Oh wow, I think both 'guts' and 'balls' have the same result - death by high heal implantation...
I'm supposin quickies can be good every once in a while!!
I Can Not Tell a Lie
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock that night.
They got dressed quickly. Then the man asked his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she did as he asked, thinking him pretty weird.
The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been. The man replied, "I can not tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."
The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes, and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU LIAR! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"
no sympathy. i have the 2006 version! lol. ps chaeck out drunk punk and tell me who first pops into your head!
oh eck. Me balls have gone....
If you can't post any more it's most probably because with xmas coming..your really not with us mentally...so take a break come and check up every now and then, but for now concentrate on whats more important....xmas, family and that darn old shopping list thats kills our wallets..."FOCUS"...AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU...my friend..xx
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