So What are You Drinking then!
In a number of carefully trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia (E-coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words we are consuming poo!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, whisky, run, beer or indeed any other alcohol because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
So remember
Water = poo
Alcohol = health
Therefore it is better to drink alcohol and talk stupid than it is to drink water and talk full of shit!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no need to thank me for this valuable piece of information, I am doing it as a public service!
23 comments:
I kid you not...
Last night I rang Welsh Water because my water was coming through brown. They said dont worry, its just mineral deposits disturbed by a mains leak that they had had earlier. Not harmful at all.
Now I know they were lying.
Damn! I Like water! Oh well, if it is for the sake of my health then I will just have to 'force' myself to drink more wine...
Wow
Sounds like after 17 years, it is time to pick up drinking. Thanks for the heads up!
A nice pint of Guinness for breakfast and then with each meal the rest of the day is the best way to deal with this problem of poo water. Sometimes, just for a little variety, you can pour Scotch over you breakfast cereal.
Ugh.I think that I'm gonna take up drinking..booze...
Ewww! How's my Diet Coke? Is it full of poo too?
We learn so much by reading your blog! Now I have a good excuse to have that glass of wine. Or two or three--I'm really thirsty.
and I tell you, SOMETHING is in there, haha... our water in my old high school had an assortment of colors!!
Hoorah I drink a lot of filtered water but you've just given me the excuse I need to consume more alcohol!
kahless - yuk, we drink bottled water, buxton to be precise!
dj kirkby - thats what i keep telling himself, wine is better for me!
birdman - see you now have a good enough reason to drink!
jay - mmm whisky and cornflakes washed down with guiness, will let you try that one first i think lol!
biddie - join me for a nice cold glass of white wine
lisa's chaos - think you will be fine with coke, i mean i need coke for me bacardi lol
kell - its good for me and now we know its good will just have to drink more!
lynx217 - no way! that's totally yuk!
chrisb - excuse permitted cheers to you girl!
I drink a lot of water ..
so I'm full of shit?
damn..
my ex husband was right
Finally! That's one for our team.
cynnie - no way are you full of that my girl, join us for some wine!
corky - LOL it is official now alcohol is good for us
yuk and to think some test actually show that bottled watter is worse then tap watter when containing contaimanents... ugh.. im getting a purifier to put under the sink
I'm always looking for a good reason to drink some wine. Thanks.
I have a PUR filter. I think the poo is filterered out (spit, sputter, blaaa blaaaa choke)
By God I'll drink to that (hic). Thanks for saving me from the dreaded E-coli. What is cirrhosis of the liver compared to that?
I love that!
wolfbaby - all the more reason to stick with wine yes!
betty - pop that cork girl!
pamela - LOL
coffeypot - cheers mate see ya when we are yellow!
heidi - fancy a glass of wine, it might help you find your glasses!
hahahaha ! No, HER INDOORS, please keep drinking water, a couple of bottles a day
rauf - thing is i dont drink anything neat LOL
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